There are a few Christmas movies I can never get enough of, and "Elf" is one of them. C'mon, you know the story. Buddy, a human raised by Santa's elves, leaves the North Pole in search of his real father (sorry, Papa Elf), and ends up...well, you should watch it again. We should all watch it again. But this time, let's have something laced with candy canes* when Buddy says one of his famous Elf-isms. You in?
“I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest, through the Sea of Swirly Twirly Gum Drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.”
“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.”
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.”
"I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite."
"Son of a NUTcracker!"
"It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture."
"I'm a cotton-headed ninnymuggins!"
"I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands."
*Why candy canes? Because I can't bring myself to eat spaghetti covered in maple syrup, chocolate syrup, M&M's, sprinkles, marshmallows, and Pop-Tarts. Don't let that stop you, though.