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5 Recipes For The Web-Trolling, Pizza-Making Robots (Sorry, Humans, Not For You)

The robots have finally tired of force-feeding us raw tomatoes while making us run gruelling marathons.

Tomatan The Tomato Robot

Tomatan The Tomato Robot

Now they've turned their focus onto making us delicious pizza.

Wait, what?

Here's the long and short of it: Researchers have taught these "cognition-enabled autonomous service bots" to surf the web looking for recipes to prepare. The robots are complying. For the moment.

And while they're complying, here are some pizzas that we'd love our robot friends to discover online, prepare, and feed us.

1.) Lazy Girl Pizza Margherita

We'll start with an easy one. Pesto on pita with cheese and sliced tomatoes. No pressure, robots, but our vacuum cleaner could make this.

Lazy Girl Pizza Margherita

Photo by lutzflcat

2.) Pizza Cupcakes

It's a cupcake, it's a pizza, it's both at once. How's that compute for ya?

Pizza Cupcakes

Photo by RockLobster

3.) Homemade Veggie Pizza

Now it's getting serious. Lots of sliced veggies and homemade crust. Good luck.

Homemade Veggie Pizza

Photo by catherine.drew

4.) Brick-Oven Pizza (Brooklyn Style)

If you can't make New York-style pizza, you're not a pizza-making robot.

Cauliflower Pizza Crust

Photo by Chef John

5.) Calzone

OK, robot, here's one for the advanced course.

Calzone

Photo by jaylivg

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